Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever is a joke. Intentionally.

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever. If you haven’t heard, Grumpy Cat has a movie. On Lifetime, but a movie nonetheless. And I watched it. And, yes, I also questioned #WhyAmIWatchingThis, as Grumpy Cat jokingly suggested that viewers should ask themselves. It’s not a good movie — but it’s not supposed to be. They (whoever “they” are) are Read More…

You don’t really love pumpkin.

Autumn

Pumpkin. No, no, you go ahead. I’ll wait while you envision cable knits and boots and falling leaves. Are you done? I don’t know why the mere mention of pumpkin evokes such warm, fuzzy feelings, but it’s apparent that it does. I know this might be shocking or disturbing, but I’ve never eaten anything pumpkin. Not Read More…

Selfie tattoos: Yes, they’re real.

Selfie Tattoo

I’ve only taken one selfie in my life. Mainly because I hate pictures of myself but also because I think the whole “selfie” trend is annoying. (Especially when you make the duck face.) But that’s just me. So when I saw selfie tattoos, I was speechless. This is a real tattoo of a selfie. Like Read More…