Boring week, folks.
I’m still eating my food morsel by morsel, like a weirdo. I’m still enjoying my toys. I’m still wearing three collars, including the Anti Bark Collar. Interesting story.
I was doing so good with the Dog Training Collar that my human started forgetting to bring her remote with her when I was in the yard. Genius move there, let me tell you.
So, a few days ago, I was out in the yard for my morning constitutional around 7 a.m. I watched a boy run past my house, toward the bus stop, and I didn’t even bark. Then I watched a woman chase him, so I had to bark. I mean, she could have been a bad guy!
It wasn’t. It was his mom. Oops.
No harm, no foul, right? I was doing my job, protecting people, right? Apparently not. Because this lady stopped right there, in the middle of the sidewalk, and yelled at me.
She. Yelled. At. Me.
I didn’t know how to react, but my human sure did. She talked about it for two days. That’s how she rolls.
That was the highlight of the week, to be honest.
Oh, I modeled this week! I appeared in a few photos for the Venta Airwasher which, apparently, has something to do with me. The nerve!
The kitties have been hanging out in my territory as of late. What’s up with that?
Chuck doesn’t like to tango, but I can always depend on Mortimer as a dance partner. She doesn’t seem to enjoy our interactions as much as I do, though.
The air conditioner was turned off today, and I heard all kinds of noises once the windows were finally opened. I wore myself out running back and forth from the front windows to the back windows. This is gonna be fun!
Check out last week’s post!