We celebrated the Fourth of July by grilling a couple burgers. Whoop-dee-do. Apparently, dressing up your dog is a “thing,” a thing that I’m not terribly keen on, which you can probably tell from the picture above. Guess who won that battle?
Yeah, not me. And yes, I’m sticking my tongue out. I’m “bent out of shape.” I hear that a lot around here. I also see it a lot. Hehe.
The highlight of my week? Going to the shot clinic and getting some liquid squirted in my nose. The place was overrun with cats and dogs but I remained calm. I like it when people say how good I am. I’m also not shy when it comes to compliments about my appearance. Would you get tired of hearing that you’re good looking? Yeah, me neither. That and $2 will get you a low-grade hoof.
I got a kick out of this stack of cats. They meowed a lot but no one cared. They’re cats.
After coming down from the sweet buzz of compliments, I like to destroy something once we’re behind closed doors. In this case? It was my Lamb Chop Chew Toy (that’s my affiliate link– come on, throw me a bone. See what I did there?). Farewell, my friend. You will be missed.
Since I no longer have my Lamb Chop Chew Toy to chew on, I started chewing on the cats. When I chase them, I grab their tails in my mouth (aka “bite”) to try to slow them down, but it usually doesn’t work. All I get for my efforts is a mouthful of cat fur. Then my human yells something that I interpret as encouragement, so I never stop.
What the hell is a butthead, anyway? It sounds like something that would eat poop. Speaking of eating poop, I haven’t been able to get my paws on any for the longest time. My human has gotten quite skilled at picking it up before I can get to it.
So I just googled “dog nasal spray vaccine” and it’s something called Bordetella. Bordetella is a shot you need before you go to a kennel.
Why the hell am I going to a kennel? I don’t like the sound of this one bit.
By the way, I still haven’t received a dog subscription box, in spite of the fact my human knows all about them. Argh.
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