I love to chew on things. Just ask my humans. I really like to chew on hands and arms but I don’t get the chance to do that much. So when I realized that my bed wouldn’t protest if I chewed on it, that was all she wrote.
It was so relaxing to chew on my bed while I tried to fall asleep the other night that I got a tad carried away and forgot to stop once I got to the other side. Uh oh.
Ya know how it is when you have a loose thread hanging from the seam of your shirt? And you can’t stop messing with it and the next thing you know you’ve pulled the whole seam out and your shirt is a big pile of material and thread?
Wait. You don’t do that? Hmmm. Maybe I should talk to someone about that. I might have some issues with impulse control.
Well, either way, I need a new bed, and I don’t see anyone rushing out to get me one. What the H? So now I’m sleeping on the floor with nothing between my bones and the hardwood but a thin layer of a fleece blanket. Know how good that feels? Not good at all!
After I ate my bed, my human thought she should get me a new chew toy to “redirect my chewing.” All I know is, I’m happy to chew on anything she wants me to. Heck, even some things she doesn’t want me to. 😉
Enter the Lamb Chop chew toy. Cute, right? I know! And it’s soft and it squeaks. Awesome! I was able to gnaw off one of the ears of my Lamb Chop chew toy within 20 minutes. I rule!
Most of my week has revolved around the chewing of the bed. In fact, while we were out walking, the human actually stopped and asked some lady for advice (the lady had a dog, so it wasn’t just a random non-dog human). How embarrassing! We seriously need to have a talk.
My humans had company twice this week (which is roughly twice as much as a typical week) and both times I had to stay in the cage. What the H, man? They gave me some lame excuse about how I was too much of a “spaz” and that I need to “chill out.”
Did you see my trip to the dog park? Fun fun!
You can get your own adorable Lamb Chop chew toy (this is an affiliate link, which means I *could* make a few cents if you click on it and make a purchase, which means you can help keep Frank up to her ears in Lamb Chop chew toys)…