Fridays with Frank: I love Lamb Chop.

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I love to chew on things. Just ask my humans. I really like to chew on hands and arms but I don’t get the chance to do that much. So when I realized that my bed wouldn’t protest if I chewed on it, that was all she wrote.

Dog Bed

In retrospect, this was probably not the best idea.

It was so relaxing to chew on my bed while I tried to fall asleep the other night that I got a tad carried away and forgot to stop once I got to the other side. Uh oh.

Ya know how it is when you have a loose thread hanging from the seam of your shirt? And you can’t stop messing with it and the next thing you know you’ve pulled the whole seam out and your shirt is a big pile of material and thread?

Wait. You don’t do that? Hmmm. Maybe I should talk to someone about that. I might have some issues with impulse control.

Well, either way, I need a new bed, and I don’t see anyone rushing out to get me one. What the H? So now I’m sleeping on the floor with nothing between my bones and the hardwood but a thin layer of a fleece blanket. Know how good that feels? Not good at all!

Lamb Chop Dog Toy

When my human shops on Amazon, she tends to overlook the product description. Clearly.

After I ate my bed, my human thought she should get me a new chew toy to “redirect my chewing.” All I know is, I’m happy to chew on anything she wants me to. Heck, even some things she doesn’t want me to. 😉

Lamb Chop Chew Toy

Know why my face is blurry? Because I get so excited when I chew on Lamb Chop that I can’t keep still. I freak out!

Enter the Lamb Chop chew toy. Cute, right? I know! And it’s soft and it squeaks. Awesome! I was able to gnaw off one of the ears of my Lamb Chop chew toy within 20 minutes. I rule!

Most of my week has revolved around the chewing of the bed. In fact, while we were out walking, the human actually stopped and asked some lady for advice (the lady had a dog, so it wasn’t just a random non-dog human). How embarrassing! We seriously need to have a talk.

My humans had company twice this week (which is roughly twice as much as a typical week) and both times I had to stay in the cage. What the H, man? They gave me some lame excuse about how I was too much of a “spaz” and that I need to “chill out.”

Did you see my trip to the dog park? Fun fun!

You can get your own adorable Lamb Chop chew toy (this is an affiliate link, which means I *could* make a few cents if you click on it and make a purchase, which means you can help keep Frank up to her ears in Lamb Chop chew toys)…

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  1. says

    Ok seriously I just cracked up laughing!! This is exactly why my dog doesn’t have a dog bed in his kennel! He keeps chewing them to pieces! And also why he can’t have chew toys in his kennel, because he rips them apart too! He’s only allowed his chew toys when he is out of the kennel and under supervision. I think we need to get him a dog bed for while he is out of the kennel (most of the day) so he will stop trying to lay on my furniture (a big No No in this house– no pets on furniture). And that lamb is so cute. My pup would adore it! Especially since it squeaks!
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  2. Kathy says

    That is so cute! I love lamb chop. I don’t have any dogs, but I know some that do and I know the dogs would love this!

  3. Ann Bacciaglia says

    The Lamb Chop chew toy is adorable. It would be perfect for my Sisters two dogs. They are both small dogs so i don’t think they will tear it apart.

  4. says

    Awe poor puppy. I had a dog that loved to dig in her bed and eat the stuffing. I hope you can find a way to get her out of it. We had to switch the type of dog bed we were using.

  5. says

    This is the song that doesn’t end. It goes on and on my friend. Haha. Love Lamb Chop, too cute to have a chew toy like this. I must get one for Jenny the Pug.

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