Yeah, I said it. Dogs are better than cats. Don’t judge me.
Yeah, that took a while, didn’t it? There are a ton of people out there arguing this point, am I right? You probably found the Australian news article about how research shows dogs are better than cats. I don’t know about you, but it appears that Australian newspapers are pretty lax when it comes to their newswriting. I could probably get a job there (that’s not a dig — I have journalism experience but tend to toss a little whimsy into my writing, as you can tell).